Bonjour DC!!

How many steps Have i Accomplished to becomming the newest Washintonienne!!
1) Been to smith point many times..and mae friends with bouncer..aka neil ha
2) been to the four seasons bar..and spent the night ;)..ha, with my parents in a hotel room..not a senators...not yet lol
3) got picked up at the 4 seaons bar..by a cute french waitor...and then got drinks at cafe milano...he is going to show me around the nations capitol..is something wrong here...hes form a diff country showing me my own nations capitol hahaha
4) made friends with the 400 african american woman police officer and got a 300 dollar ticket! driving sucks here